You almost convinced me I mattered.
Do girls specialize in making you feel special and then pissing on your life?
Why is it that only lesbians living thousands of miles away like me?
Sorry, it looks like I’m running low on fucks.
Every single lesbian ever: I hate girls.
People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.
Alcohol tasted better than you, anyway.